when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
Mines from giving head on hardwood floors.
Getting arrested together sounded so much more fun in theory.
He set an alarm on my phone to an infant screaming and puking to make sure i take my pill. its working.
Me and Phil are just drawing pictures of thumbs in different costumes during lecture. I love being a senior.
All I remember is waking up with 3 penises pointed at my face. I also remember enjoying that a lot. And then I threw up in their shower.
I'm just saying. If this how my magic vagina shows it's magic then I don't want any
Idk she didn't seem that weird to me but I had just eaten an entire tray of jello infused with liquor so I could be wrong...
the worst part about living alone is not having other peoples snacks to mooch off of when you havent gone grocery shopping in three weeks. i'm so pms-y i'm about to eat a soy sauce packet
Fuck you and your fucking taquito's.
To get him to come she paid for his uber and promised that someone in the house would give him head. it worked
Yeah apparently i called the bartender a "fucking prison warden" after she took my keys and called me a cab
Whose house did we sneak into and play beer pong for 4 hours at last night?
I honestly have no idea
seriously i don't trust him. he fed me a hot dog out of a crock pot and gave me moonshine dashed jager bombs.
How much beer/TP for a BJ? Trying to set my new rates.
Randomize
