sorry I missed your bday party.,I was vid chatting with that new guy I'm talking to all night...happy biirthday though
Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
note to self..putting cheap vodka in a bottle of grey goose does not make it taste better
i've never been more proud of someone than i was when he told me he got his first blowjob at age 13...from two chicks
So me and friend just finished Eiffel towering this girl and sounds great in theory but after the high five has commenced its just a weird threesome especially when you make eye contact with your buddy during the session
It's weekends like this that make it obvious why we have to pay to come to college.
Yah, I definitely wouldn't wanna be fingered with a fake arm...
she just gave me a present from you... on a stripper pole. in front of the whole club. :)
WHY ISNT THIS A PICTURE MESSAGE
I like yr title more along "the hot Russian I have sex with."
My halloween constume SCREAMS "Hey i just got done with a shitty relationship and I'm DTF"
I feel like butter and tequila would be excellent combination. Right now. Please do this in my name.
I just ran into the married chick you banged 2 years ago at our apt! She asked me if I could get her coke! Memories bro. Memories
I'm just going to eat until there's an actual reason why he wouldn't want to fuck me.
I think he fucked my hip out of place.
im tired of guys just wanting to hook up with me. im like, guys, i know im pretty and i have a slammin bod and i love making out, but cant someone treat me with respect??
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