yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
Nothing says I have a hang over like telling your boss to "eat your shit"
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
There are paw prints all over my ceiling.
This morning two of his housemate threw confetti over me, started singing and handed me a make shift trophy out of cereal boxes and beer cans that said 'Harry's Virginity' on it. Fucking brilliant!
He's blaming gravity for his problems right now, so put that in perspective
Attn: you have now used your free, one time admission to pleasure town. Thank you for visiting I hope you enjoyed your trip. All future trips to P.T. Will cost you full admission price. We have different pricing plans to accommodate different situations, and remember it is more of a bartering system than a set price. Your patronage is always welcomed and once again thank you for visiting and have a fantastic evening.
Attention ladies coming to the party tonight! Tonight will be another chance to win the 5 bucks for getting my cousin hard. Bring your a-game, no one has been able to overcome the whiskey dick yet. Good luck.
We smoked bowls and watched Cops for what seemed like hours. And yet I know I'll go back.
She doesn't even know his real name...he just keeps calling himself Hans the Third
You're too young to have this sort of Grizzled Old Drunk In Roadside Bar wisdom.
I don't know what she looks like but I'm pretty sure she has a pussy.
I'm sitting here with a heating pad and a fan on me eating snow caps off of my boobs
So do I get points for screwing my recently single ex boyfriend and then telling him to go fight for his ex back?
Just used a NyQuil cup to take a shot. This night is headed nowhere good.
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