i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
Remind me to tell you about the dream where im a fighting a super hero whose only weakness is sunkist.
Some dude just bet me $8 I couldn't smoke a pack of cigarettes in an hour...It sounds stupid, but I really wanna do it. If I survive, I'll have $8 and it'll look good on my resume.
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
I dont know how to say this. But the hottest girl where im at has one arm.
I thought he was joking about the hundred beer challenge until two guys showed up with a camera and boom mic. This cabin party is going to be fucked
You misunderstood me....i wasnt asking and it is not negotiable
You're making this sound more like a hostage situation than a booty call.
okay have fun. but Under NO circumstances ever attempt to outdrink the german exchange student. no matter how badly you want to blow him. just don't.
the fat guy in me is very excited, and the skinny guy in me is very excited for the fat guy in me
If I woke up in a pillar of smoke I suppose that's a sign right
We were drunk having sex and I knocked over her bedside table/fish bowl and she jumped off to check if her fish was still alive but she made me pasta so it's cool
So don't be alarmed when you go into your bathroom, he's sleeping in the tub with your brothers dinosaurs. also I'll clean up the sticky floor later. (you don't wanna know)
All his ex-girlfriends are delicate flowers, tho. And I'm like a trash compactor.
I wouldn't worry about it. You know what they say, THICK THIGHS MAKE THE DICK RISE.
I'll give you some leg action but I'm not showing you anything else until your penis admits it loves me
You kept crying and I couldnt help but laugh at you, I was really high though.
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