I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
Just walked by a yard full of girls wearing bikinis. I did my best to stare.
season finale of lost and an oz of weed. tonight my mind is going to be blown.
He told me he felt like he shoud say thank you and as a prize i could keep anything from his room that i wanted.
halloween is the only time that anne boleyn, the joker, a cowgirl, and a mexican man complete with sombrero and poncho can all hit the same blunt
Her roommate "grounded" her because she drunkenly tried to fill their fish tank with vodka
The only thing I remember is vomiting and then feeding my dog a Mcdonalds cheeseburger and telling him yolo
I feel like I've been hit by a truck, flew up and landed on a fence post that went straight through my vagina. No more vodka and sex for a while.
Why did I wake up with condoms on all my fingers?
Considering the girl you hooked up with, I'd be concerned about not having one on your penis.
Did we do anything stupid last night besides hook up with our ex girlfriends?
Saw a girl lying on her back next to a fire hydrant. Not sure if passed out drunk or sleeping under the stars
wait nvm its a dude
We're exchanging our favorite porn sites at 9 am. I think this brings our relationship to a whole new level
If it's any consolation, I made really strong brownies yesterday and had 3 and then I saw demons
Operation terrify all men while simultaneously make them fall in love with me is going quite swimmingly so far
Just an FYI you do have to wear pants to lunch
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