I don't think ill make it tonight the floor wont let me walk
I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
i wonder if detective benson from law and order takes those handcuffs home. i bet she does.
i was hoping the water fountain would somehow shoot out vodka this morning
Contrary to what peaches says, you can't fuck the pain away. Full story later. Have a good morning, buddy.
She said she was an education major and you replied with "oh I'm taking a semester off too". And we never saw her again...
After New Year's Eve I will be hibernating my life away. Only wake me up for skiing, schnapps, and sex. In that order.
There's a big bag of salt and vinegar chips and a Budweiser for when you wake up. Don't say I never did anything for you.
Well I will be attending the wedding with a flask of wine, potentially with a straw, and POM POMS for cheering purposes. Needless to say I will be well lubricated by your arrival..
June 16th my calendar just says boobietassels....I can only assume that has to do with you
I should come with a disclaimer that reads "bad at relationships and defensive when confronted about it"
or maybe "WARNING: picks fights when bored"
Thats why you dont have a "jubilant gunfire celebration"
How exactly does one go about seducing an older, possibly blind gentleman?
Do you know how much wine is in a box of wine? Not so much an amount, but whether it will kill me if I drink the entire box this xmas
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