Non-Jews are for practice
we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
Im drinking a beer thats called vuuve which is boobs in begian. I think my life is complete.
It's sad how good I am at giving people diseases
The chance that I have herpes may have made me find god
He said he had to make up a lie of why he couldnt sleep with her. It must really suck to have a sunburned dick.
True. She actually gives a fuck. A quality looked down upon if she wants to be one of us
she said my body looked tiny like it was a bad thing and then didn't even mention how great my tits look. it's like we're not even friends.
Also...you were trying to touch his balls without him noticing
boobs and vodka. thats all i can remember, finals week needs to stop ending like this..
I'm with some lesbians. Somehow I offended them and the Justin Beiber one told me I was fat.
Pssh I just bang a girl in a single person tent. Thats like the back seat of a sedan.
Accidentally donated half a joint to Kiwanis with the spare change from my car's ashtray. I hope those kids appreciate it.
When God made him he put all his talent in his dick. What he lacks in brain, he makes up for in loin.
And despite my lack of successful relationships I'm a fucking guru
That's like claiming you're a good coach but going 2-12 last season
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