Its like im going on a blind date, but ive already had sex with her
NBC reported that a group almost has enough signatures to submit pole dancing as an Olympic sport in 2016...
God I fucking love America.
I found it funny that her boobs actually kinda felt like a bag of sand. the 40 year old virgin should feel better about himself.
Can you come over to my place and make up for the crap you called sex yesterday?
Good morning to you
I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
He made me a period mix..should I back out now?
Do you think I should make him wait for my responses or do you think sophomore have no concept of time like dogs?
Yea. You cant just squeeze my balls. They are sensitive
Hne relally is a cite oerfect gome. Nes awddddddddooooome.
Dude you took some guys glasses off his face and ran out of the bar
May 25th. Drunk Laser Tag party to celebrate our bdays. May 26th. Mushrooms at Chattanooga Aquarium. Damn
My butthole probably tastes like a Cinnabon right now
All I remember is that I was trying to call my wolf pack by howling.
In other news, I’ve officially fucked a grandpa.
I had to ask her to let go of my cock this morning so I could go home. She just kept saying "no, please, no..."
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