i should go to a nude beach and wear just a condom, then ill have tan lines on my dick
yea, the bartender wouldn't serve you because you kept asking for "a slice of beer"
grab my backpack.....its in the fridge
The foreigner finally woke up and the first thing he did was look up a map of the u.s. His destination is to pennsylvania.
Bitch looked at my dick and said "I thought they called you horsecock, I'm already disappointed"
I told you that line would get her home never said it was a good idea
My pupils are so HUGE you can see into my soul from 2 miles away
if I'm at school tomorrow just indulge my moment of pity and let me cry on your shoulder
By the taste of his semen he isnt vegetarian and therefore lied to me to take me home on a brighter note i stole his fondue set
Code 10 We gotta leave. Now. I took a dump in the upstairs toilet and its clogged and overflowing, and believe me I don't want to have to explain myself to this frat on parents weekend.
MESSY REBOUND SEX HERE I COME! Time to start stretching to fit in my back seat again ...
You threw up a gallon of vomit. I really have never seen anything like it in my decade of partying.
Aint no party like a Broke College Girls Eating Stuffed Crust Pizza party
That's probably why white girls drink so much espresso. Piledriving coke and vodka crans takes a fucking toll man
Who brings a stripper home to ninja turtle bed sheets
Me and I got head
ah lol cocaine is strange when I dose I feel like an elephant running through a grocery store
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