i just won an entire level on word mole with the word 'clitoris'
vagina is talking i cant
i just put all of my beerlympics medals into my academic awards box. i would say they are my greatest achievement since college.
not sure what to think.... picked her up and her dad says "if you take her home, you'll regret it"
How do guys with small dicks who cheat on their girlfriends get girlfriends!?!
It's official. 2011 is the year of sport fucking
yo your bro wants to know what time he got home and were you hosing him off
I'm laying in the fetal position on the floor of my kitchen eating potato salad with my fingers. Please come over with some real food and keep me company.
You started throwing frozen shot glasses at people and you kept saying "it's fine, they melt."
I tore the muscle in my left calf at the gym and still spent all evening in heels. UNSTOPPABLE!
He invited to drink but spelled forties wrong so no thx
Okay Im still jerking off but now with the Reality of Law School Looming In The Distance
I just sent a dick pic to a number on Craigslist, this may be my new low
You know you were really drunk last night when you woke up and had someone else's jacket with their car keys and medical marijuana that you wore home from the bar and no sign of your actual jacket.
I was taking a nap and she comes in wo/ pants, gets up on the bed and mounts my face while watching Weeds on Netflix. I'm okay with it, but at least let me wake up first.
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