Smith looks like a guy that goes on a lot of first dates
I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
i now have a sippy cup solely for the purpose of drinking alcohol out of...am i an alcoholic?
Do you know how hard it is to masturbate with a runny nose?
hows the party?
ists fjcssing insceredle
be there in 10
Her friend drew me a diagram of how we could get away with her giving me a blowjob at work.
christmas break will be like the 25 days of orgasms
One step ahead. Always. Roses are red, violets are blue... I'm gonna fuck you with a rake.
you took a picture of the hospital bathroom and sent it to me
You stole a fry from a complete stranger. He wasn't happy. Then you said fuck it and stole the whole poutine and ran down the street while he stared in shock.
Is the party worth it?
I am drink. Beer pony and singing.
Is it a coincidence that the reminder on my phone to take my birth control is "I'm ready to party" from Bridesmaids?
I think I sent pictures of my boobs to an Olympic athlete...
While she was pissing on the neighbors shrubs, they threatened to call the cops...she mumbled 'don't threaten me with a good time", so to answer your question, yes she was drunk.
I love you too, but sadly you're not as good at getting me out of bed as cocaine.
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