Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
hot ketchup is not a substitute for marinara
When i walked in, you were in bed with a hot chick rolled up in a green blanket and said you were acting like a caterpillar..
just saw 2 fat kids fight for the last slice of pizza. Litteraly fight. God Bless America
I really wanna punch him. Right in his cell-phone-sized penis
If this herpes test comes back negative I'm asking out the doctor.
I need $500 dollars more than I need a night of dignity... I gonna do it.
On another note, why did I wake up wrapped in bubble wrap. I can only assume it was for my own safety
Last I remember we played rock paper scissors for who would fuck the guy with cowboy boots on and I won..
you start one little fire by the lake and the police want to talk to you all night...
Just used the handle end of a spatula to get the baggie of coke wedged between my passenger seat. Innovation points?
I now have a "weirdest thing a guy ever did in bed" story. Cut my fingernails.
Yeah I'm gonna need you to stop it right there.I know this is supposed to be a safe space but Imma have to exit.
After you punched me you ran away and it took an hour to find you... On the wrong floor... Sitting alone saying "it doesnt make sense"
He's here walking around DRUNK AS FUCK in a Kobe Bryant number 8 jersey... Tucked in.
I'm not having sex with him if he doesn't believe in gay marriage and abortions.
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