Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
I Once took so much Ecstacy that I tried to hug a fire.
everyone is single if you try hard enough
you know you've been in a long relationship when u start retiring sex toys
I know i'm the slutty cousin, but be honest. have you ever got your nose ring caught on a guy's zipper?
i'm sorry, but my penis isnt the solution to your problems
did mom hear me barking???
oooooh yeah. good luck explaining that one
sooo high. sooo many dog friends
If court goes my way we are flying to Vegas.
Well he can play the xylophone with his erect cock... So he's got that going for him
No, they seem attractive after SIX beers, after three they're just the gender you're looking for.
I've entered the world of uncircumcised penises. It's disgusting.
You were holding onto her boobs like you were adrift at sea and they were the only flotation devices
Ok maybe second best. He dated a stripper. Can't compete with that level of hoeness
No but seriously. Just had a guy lean over and sniff my head like it was a freshly baked pie
Okay I’ll say it... THIS MOVIE FUCKS
That’s probably the first time I've heard Little Women described that way and I love it
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