Well I'm going to a gay club in my banana suit. You should come. My bro is going as a pirate. I don't know if there's a theme.
And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
Update. It gets worse. A) he's done viagra and B) he wears socks at all times.
you win again, gameday.
I wish i could 80s montage me losing weight
we just plugged the camera up to the big screen. would you like to come see what you did last night, in high definition?
its likemy ribs anf my hesrt aew cuddlingn
You hit on my mom and then passed out in the kiddie pool.
I don't think everyone found it as funny as I did... Nothing says "Party's Over" like the sound of a pump action shotgun.
we found him. outside on the balcony, sitting on a bucket, with his pants off, swearing he was'nt taking a dump
Quick! What do I wear on a 4 hour road trip with an older guy in the army I had pantomime sex with in a hotel a few months ago?
HAPPY AIDS-LESS FOURTH OF JULY YOU HEALTHY FUCK
It's rum buckets o'clock
SOS... STANDING IN THE BAR NEXT TO MY BF AND THE GUY WHO I HOOKED UP WITH ON CHRISTMAS DAY..
Im not as flexible as I once was, but I still managed to get eaten out in the front seat of a hummer behind keddies.
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