You feel like going out tonight?
Does a 14yr-old girl look good beat up? I'll bring the handle
the guy working at the drive-thru just asked me if i wanna bang after he gets off work tonight.
given your current drought situation, im genuinely curious to know what your answer was
i told him maybe and gave him my number. sad? probably. but even if the sex is bad maybe i'll get a free burger out of it
So do you want to come over? ;)
Never again opening up the Pandora's box of crazy that is your vagina. Sorry.
He measures volume by how much weed he can put in it and surface area by how many people can have sex in it.
thanks for showing me a good time......and your penis a few times. Thanks especially for that.
Dude i think i got lasagna in my eye
It's a self-perpetuating puke chain.
So. How about you can get tequila certified...
I think I just smoked a piece of your foot. Were u picking your feet by the weed?
Also CANADIAN LIPS TASTE OF MAPLE SYRUP AND APOLOGIES. SORRY.
I had sex on the roof of the dorm last night ... I feel like a combination of spiderman and van wilder
I'm over here willing to be the Yoda of fucking but I guess he just doesn't want to be a Jedi.
Listen here, Ms. "I'm Gonna Get Super Drunk and Run From My Friends Screaming That They Were Going to Drag Her to a Scientology Recruitment Camp"...
the awesomest thing about staying behind in our lame ass dorm room by myself during spring break: I've now nutted in 3 inconspicuous locations on your side of the room. brag to me again about how fucking awesome tahoe is you shithead. I dare you.
FYI there's a girl here with happy daddy written on her tits
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