All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
I have a feeling that after last night, i'm not just going to hell. i'm going to hell on a full scholarship. free admission bitches
we ran out of wine so you tried to make some by throwing grapes and nail polish remover in a blender.
It's only slutty when someone else does it. It's okay if it's us though
I can't help but be optimistic. I'm like a ball of slutty sunshine.
Just walked in on my older brother getting a bj. He told the girl to "keep going" and then attempted to high five me
Dude, I fucked her last night with nothing but my bandana on. Like straight Indian chief style.
A French guy bit my cheek. Is that sexy there? Also had to threaten to stab the bus driver. I'm not sure I like Europe.
Every bathroom has like throw up and like bagels in it. Richie didn't even have bagels.
Fuck. I have to get my shit together by lunch. Mission impossible.
I'm not drunk because I think my blood just is alcohol from last night so being drunk is sober. If that makes sense
So just what does one wear when attending a sex toy party with ones mother-in-law?
Jeans and a nice top.
On a scale of 1 to 10 how concerned should I be
Dashing through the vodka, in a tinder swiping rage, all the fuck boys get a no, laughing all the way.
I threw up in 4 different Starbucks across the city before 9 am.
Randomize
