i hate having sex with him only a few drinks in. i like it better when i cant remember the gory details.
Did you call me this morning? I was really drugged up and don't remember.
Have a good day. My vagina shrank.
is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
You can't hide fat with big sunglasses.
I miss old school porno. There just isn't any love in porn these days.
There are empty beer cans all over and the go-kart is missing. I need it for my halloween costume.
He confessed to putting dry erase marker dots on my vibrator to keep track of when I "electronically cheated" and then passed out.
I'm having a flashback of telling a guy that he was beautiful and graceful like a unicorn while playing shuffleboard.
And with me just getting pulled over and you maxing your card out on tennis balls I don't know if we can afford it
Because she seems like the type to give it up for a box of fruit rollups.
i made the walk of shame wearing her booty shorts that said juicy on the back. i'm still counting it as a good night
Interesting. All i can really say is humanoid shaped doritos bags melting very slowly
I don't even think NICOLE made a fool of herself last night...
your aware she lit herself on fire, right?
i’n just gonna forge ahead, gag reflex be DAMNED.
I just want this to serve as a reminder in the morning that the topic of conversation at last call was the penis size of jesus.
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