So I thought I was doing pretty good and then I sneezed and prematurely ejaculated...
my mom just told me how she used to love having sex while stoned. wtf.
Sad Moment: I only had enough $ at 711 to buy chips or salsa. I chose salsa and took a plastic spoon
I wish there was some sort of "recently added" function for blackberrys so i could see what random numbers i got from the night before
driving around with you guys listening to the beach boys made me very concious of how white you all are.
i just won "most creative" category in the condom contest in human sexuality by licking it onto a cucumber. my feedback forms included three phone numbers, one with a Magnum XL taped to it
Can an epipen be used as a tranquilizer ?
They actually said and I quote "it definitely looks like your knees went through some over usage"
she's unstoppable after she starts doing shots and yelling NANNER
That boy has a whole ocean of crazy lying just beneath the surface waiting to rise up, he's like the tar sands of crazy
You need a sexual gate keeper
The important thing is that she is gone, presumably back to the depths of hell from whence she came.
At least you didn't lose your virginity to chumbawumba
what do you mean he's functionally heterosexual
my near death experience doubled as my sexual awakening
Randomize
