dude, that girl smelled worse than the great depression.
Who was that guy you went home with?
Hang on, I'm trying to ask his name right now.
I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
I just found cold cuts in the blender. You and beefeater can no longer have unsupervised parties.
He was sitting at the table eating ice and said, "I'm pretty sure everyone in my family has nipples."
They shoved things up my nose I feel violated
Lets ignore the fact that you want to turn your dorm room into a sex dungeon and focus on the real issues here.
that's right. bitches got laser pointers. let's fuck shit up
wow. there is a man who hates the post office more than me. he is causing a scene, this is a snapshot of elderly me.
I also woke up on my floor. Naked. On a pile of clothes. With my head in the trash can. And a sheet over me.
I've never had someone so bad at kissing. It was like he was trying to block my airway with his tongue and he succeeded...
I walked into the living room this morning and he was there with 3 shots in a row. He said it was "tea time."
was his pinky out?
Reminding you of hookups your brain is trying to suppress. That's what friends are fooooooooor...
Wait, but now I'm curious. In what position were y'all when the cops came? Were you guys butt ass naked in the car? 😂😂
Just used the word fistfucking in a serious conversation with my professor in front of the class, while making an appropriate and valid point. Win.
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