So he thought it would be a nice gesture to show me his list of girls he fucked. There was 70. We then went through and put "V"'s next to all the ones that were virgins...
Lauren will drop me off I'll be drunk ride you for a little bit and then you can go to sleep
sorry. that wasn't for you
everyday i am more and more thankful i can still check the no box for "have you ever been convicted of a felony?" on applications
Where else am I to apply my creativity?
I don't know. Anywhere productive and not involving sex toys would be a start.
if we break up, blackout me is coming back, making out with everything in sight
He poured all of the vodka into the sweet tea and said that tomorrow it would be called 'surprise drunk.' then we had sex.
I love your family. Oh. And on a completely unrelated note, I know where we can steal a dog.
If graduating leads me to stop getting naked at inappropriate times in public places I'm going to be pissed
I'm in a bed full of sand, and also just took my contacts out. Whatever happened yesterday was great, I think.
Pros and cons of selling your underwear to a guy on craigslist. Go.
Come down off the roof.
That amount of times your family has seen my boobs is getting ridiculous.
I'm at 45 minutes post orgasm, and I still feel my insides spasming. Pretty sure I just fucked Superman.
It was a good hour of moans, penis compliments, smacks, and what sounded like someone running in flip flops
He just peed in the cab. I repeat..IN.
It’s gonna be hard being interviewed by this girl without remembering the time she showed me her nipple piercings at Dylan’s party
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