plz talk dirty to me
Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
they started a semi-successful rumor that toby keith died. who says fraternities don't have goals
They never prepare you for how broke ur gonna be in college. I just accepted money from two underage girls at a gas station to buy them beer only because I'm trying to figure out a way to run off with it without them noticing.
Dude, use it to buy them beer. Then run the beer to ur car as fast as you can and bring it to the party. Seriously, we're running out of booze over here
My black heart of coal cannot compete with your boiling crock pot of teddy bears, rainbows, 90s music, and the good candy you get from rich people on Halloween.
I've started brushing my teeth at 6pm, because honestly alcohol is the only thing I consume after that
I just bought a blender and 120 pizza rolls. Bring tequila.
For a girl who cried from fear the last time she was asked out, this. Is. TERRIFYING!
Nothing to be ashamed of. I bet Oprah has sharted.
Dude it's 6 am and you just invited me to a hotel with a shit ton of coke. Best morning ever
Wait... so you had sex and then your ear drum ruptured? I'm not sure if I want to ask if the two are related...
aloe plants are like gummy bears with an exoskeleton, but with healing powers instead of deliciousness.
are you on the drugs???
If I get really high and watch Beauty and The Beast on our Netflx account, will you judge me?
Only if you start before I get home!
You just kept telling everyone to call you MFT.. Mother Fucking Tornado.
You fucked him, didn’t you?
He showed up at my house with tacos, rum and a negative Covid test. Of course I fucked him. I’m just a simple girl that likes tacos, not Margaret Thatcher!
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