Can we switch to phone sex? This is starting to get awkward...
yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
i just met rob pattinson in italy. he's so stupid, i feel like i would have to say "your penis goes here!"
Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
I've eaten ice cream, mentos, an extreme gulp and swedish fish today. i feel like diabetes. the actual disease not a person with it.
so i woke up this morning covered in mail. none of it is mine.
At some point last night was I riding a garbage can.. Things are starting to come back to me
Someone asked me why we were having sex on the porch last night. All I remember is him saying he wanted the recruits to see. This has got to stop.
He led me to his room and handed me the remote, he left to go take a shower and there is a group of guys across the hall just staring at me... Its like they know something i dont. Help me.
do u know what happened to the bottles last night?
apparently we hid them.... i google mapped the location into my phone
I mean, as I was vomiting in front of a giant crucifix I became acutely aware of my poor choices
Margaritas just taste better when they're bigger than your head
It's one of those "I can't stand you but we're stuck in the same hotel room tonight so let's fuck until one of us passes out" kind of nights.
i survived drinking for 24 hours, an 8 ball of cocaine and a threesome. I think you can handle moving.
Walking back to my car from the campus library and just saw a Nuva Ring on the sidewalk. If that doesn't scream college life, idk what does.
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