Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
Whats contracted in vegas does not stay in vegas....
can you explain why there is a dead rabbit in my front seat?
idk, I had a turtle in mine.
My life is a requiem composed in the key of fuck.
He called his prostate his "boner button".
We have zombies coming, and all you can think about is cock.
I was kind of torn between "Wow, this is awkward," and "Wow, my therapist is hung."
jen just told me ur idea of revenge was saluting while letting his bong float away while attached to some balloons.
i need to stop establishing animals as safe words. Giraffe and Penguin are really awkward words to say during sex
He started saying the pledge of allegiance so his boner would go down. Merica.
All I've done is masturbate and drink while being home from college.
Walked into the bathroom and saw a Minion eating out Harley Quinn so this Halloween will be hard to top.
That's the second time the same cop pulled me over well a different girl was giving me road head
Been there. Done that. Still have his t-shirt.
I wouldn't have found her if it wasn't for the vomit trail leading into my brother's room.
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