Small dicks are the new regular sized dicks.
okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
i really should have bought real food rather than condoms, olives, coleslaw and beer...
You don't have to believe me. My vagina knows it happened.
Announcement: Given the sad circumstances regarding the death of my dearest friend Chong the Bong, there will be a brief memorial service for him tomorrow evening at 10:30 at my place. After sharing some memories and sending his spirit off to the great bowl in the sky, we will all take place in the commemoration and maiden voyage of his son, Chong Squared, who eagerly waits to meet all of you. High blessings to you all, piece be with you.
You turned byob into bring your own shit show. Good work.
Dave used his AAA card to get my car towed to my house so I could get drunk. Evil genius.
I gotta shower this stuff off me I'm starting to hear baby kittens in the toilet tank again..
Been in bed for 16 hours. Haven't eaten in 18 hours. Haven't pissed in almost 20 hours. Fuck you Stacey and your former reign as laziest bitch. I got the title now.
How can I politely yet provocatively ask you for a cock shot?
Jäger goes great with personal crises and receding morals...
You said you liked how I put the cream cheese on.
I was going to say "wearing plaid doesn't make you gay, I wear plaid!" but then... heavy sigh
whatever, tonight I’ll be getting my ass eaten by an aussie so we good
Do you remember telling those ppl that they need to mate and give you the baby and in 15 years you will all reunite and it will be a party?
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