I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.
Let's make jello shots for tomorrow
What's going on tomorrow?
Nothing, it's Wednesday
It's not kidnapping if it's romantic
Then he told me he was proud of me for remembering that i blew him that night.. Maybe my drinking is getting out of hand.
just threw up what i'm pretty sure look like contents of a lava lamp
On the 3rd day, she mixed sangria and orange juice and saw that it was good.
I'm wearing a dinosaur hat bikini cone bra over my shirt. So good things are happening
I just spent a solid 3 minutes trying to figure out how to send a smell through my phone
Someone somewhere has a picture of me vomiting in a bus stop trash can while a drag queen held my hair for me.
Pride claims another victim
Am I supposed to get so horny by looking at your dick that I start orgasming uncontrollably
I'm just gonna ride this ego train to sex town
You have a husband. I have a bag full of electronics. This, is the single life.
Oh god it's open bar.
She was cleaning herself at the bus stop. She also picked up gum off the ground and ate it
Stereotypically, lax bros last the longest, but have huge egos that are annoying. Baseball players barely last 10mins, but are really nice. And than we have soccer players, last long and have no egos. Me and my friends have collected our findings.
Randomize