i don't remember her name, but i don't need it unless we decide to hook up again. but even then, i can get away with not knowing it for a while. it's not like we have actual conversations.
Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
I just rolled a joint with a page from On The Road by Kerouac. I have never felt like more of a hipster.
The lack of pants and amount of productivity in my life right now is amazing.
I knew I was rolling hard when I realized I had been rubbing the couch for an hour
He raised his arm and dropped it in his sleep to smack himself awake. He knows his phone has an alarm clock right?
I wish I was in the big bed with a naked you post sex eating chicken nuggets
Please tell me I didn't help an old woman shave her vagina last night. Please.
That's the least of the fucked up shit you did last night dude.
She's in the hospital because she tried to steal a toilet seat from an outhouse and fell off the bank. We're gonna hang the toilet seat by the pool.
Thank you for not boning my boss.
I found three vicadin and a pint of fireball with the note. In case of emergency drink me under their sink.
WHO ARE THESE GUYS WHY AN ORGRY ON A MONDAY LMAO
thats all i want out of life, to get high and watch weiner dog races
Promise me if ever I think I can't do anything, remind me that I waxed my own butthole
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