The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
I think getting shot is the thing to do in Brooklyn
I am too high to leave where I am...And they are listening to Stained. This is my living hell.
he found you with your pants down, trying to straddle the urinal. no one should have to see their sister like that. ever.
More importantly, he hasn't caught an STD yet. I mean I'd say it's luck, but at this point it has to be skill.
You just kept insisting that you and the homeless man went way back, and that you bonded over how cold you both were.
I'm slightly possesive over the gucamole when i'm stoned.
Is that why you left peanut shells in my bed?
my revenge plans when i'm high are never as good as i think they are
Well, it's either jungle juice or memory of the night... It's unfortunate I can't have both
We just banged and he's microwaving shrimp noodles and I'm eating tostitos alone in the dark this is why our relationship works
Right now I'm drinking out of a gallon water jug & eating a baconator. If you're feeling down, just remember you could be me.
My car has a permanent smell of sex to it now.
I mean...he danced with his dick still inside of me. What more could a girl ask for?
Don't come back. They don't have pants.
Oh god.
God has nothing to do with this.
Guy peeing and puking at the same time in the women's restroom? So impressed that I can't be offended
Hey long story short Grandma needs bail money.
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