Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
she really just asked how mermaids reproduce.
Found an earplug stuck to the inside of my thigh this afternoon. Just how much noise were we making?
watching law and order svu marathons. all of the sex crimes cases start like my sat night.
I feel like someone was just looking at my memory and took out an eraser and was like "nope he doesnt need that"
Thanks for getting me home last night.
No worries. I'll always be there for you, just like Mufasa.
you told grandpa to call you daddy
Its a good thing the lights were off cuz Im pretty sure the look on my face when I touched his penis would have offended him
i know im back at school when i can poke any random spot on my body and expect a 80% chance that theres a bruise there
I have to take his virginity. It's what God put me on earth for. It's my life mission.
She is singing the swedish chef song and throwing utensils. I love this place
I feel like my sexual preferences are just another sign that I am a 75 year old drag queen in a 29 year old woman's body.
There's glitter all over his bed from my Pink VS panties... I think I might invest in similar styles as a way of marking my territory just incase.
I think I'm the first girl to break a bed with a guy, without even having sex with him while doing so.
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