We are walking down to the lake and then i dont know. Where did you sleep?
Places.
Plural? Please tell.
I chose taco bell over sex...
good choice.
Relationship's official after skype sex--college kid at his finest.
I just woke up to me licking the dognuts
You mean Doughnuts?
......No :(
98% is good enough for me. Kinda like birth control. Worth the risk
Idea for the cake. Joints for candles. Do it.
Romantic bubble bath turned into splash war. We can't be adults about anything.
I have to bobbypin his pubes for us to have sex. The other day he wanted me to braid them.
Half of my brain feels like I donated it to science and they basically just poured jack Daniels on it and put out cigarettes into it before returning it to my skull
Drunk and alone at a magic show is what my life has become without you
OH MY GOD THE LITTLE GIRL IS SITTING WITH US WHILE WE SMOKE. I'M NOT DOING THIS
I mean I'm screaming I love the gays in the middle of Bart so yeah
Apparently she "missed me" and the only logical solution was to fuck my brother.
Say whatever the fuck you want about me, but leave my deceased cat out of it.
Chicks dig it when you smell like bong water and frebreeze.
Randomize
