Do you have a straightener and are extra lubricated condoms not the norm?
You know you think of me naked too
Not since I found Jesus
i would eat my own dick if it were covered in nutella
He was like a Bill Nye the science guy of sex....he was telling me things about my clitoris that I didn't even know
I think its only fitting my first purchase with my student loan is a glass pipe? I think ill name it 'Subsidized'
Thanks for the ave Maria song you left on my phone that lasted for TEN minutes.
Great I'll forever be branded as gym slut at the new gym.
IM PICKING UP BLOW FOR US STOP WHINING ABOUT SEX
I fell asleep on the table at Denny's. Told the waitress to wake me up when my burger was there.
there's a strong possibility i came on your eyeliner last night bathroom sex was unplanned and rather messy sorry
i stole nothing, broke nothing, and stabbed nothing. aren't you proud of me?
I'm adopting to save the world from the moral outrage that would be my offspring
I feel like my sexual preferences are just another sign that I am a 75 year old drag queen in a 29 year old woman's body.
After we had sex he began to tell me the craziest places he's had sex. He told me KFC bathroom so I rolled over and went to sleep.
I don't want too, lol. I'm currently awaiting my next period like its the second coming of christ
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