Should I have kids to fix a relationship??
don't read that magazine bro. I came in it
I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
you decided to have a spaghetti fight but then you got greedy and decided to eat it all.
Just orgasmed in traffic. Starting to have feelings for my commute.
No worries. It'll grow back. I mean, hey, my eyebrows grew back after he shaved them off. So it's all good.
I bought everclear. Bring your party pants and some addies
You're not gonna punch me in the face again are you?
Of course it may just be the context. A dish of dog food would look lovely next to your breasts.
I told him the only reason I'd sleep with him is if we have a threesome because I'll need moral support
Flatmate got laid for the first time in 3 years. I'm baking a cake.
the next thing I knew, I was on the floor of a Tim Hortons bathroom in Canada.
No. There is no way we have to stoop so low as to ask your dad for weed. There has to be an alternative.
Why do I like him? He literally has no redeeming qualities.
If I ever say "I'm never drinking again" just hand me a bottle of jack. I'll snap out of it.
eveytime i go to his house my cute clothes always get taken off what's the point of even wearing them there?
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