why does being broke make me substitute dinner for vodka, Xanax, and two day old cupcakes? I don't like being fat, jittery and drunk.
We couldn't even have sex we were both laughing so hard. I don't know how I feel about the quality of that weed.
I think I am the only girl in the world who would be proud of these scars from rug burn.
Foreign porn with subtitles is a little disappointing.
One reason I don't come to Portland. I saw 8 guys I have had sex with last night. At the same party.
By 8 I mean 9.
And by 9 I mean 10.
is it pathetic that I think he's cheating and it doesn't bother me because for the first time I'm the girlfriend and not the other girl?
I am assuming I was his dirty Mardi Gras mistake and I can live with that
He called the drink "The Annexation of Puerto Rico". He wouldn't tell us whats in it but said that we should all fear for our lives. Let's do this.
Ive decided I'm sending thank you notes to all the bars for graduation.
Sarah likes to play this game where she leaves her thongs at every party. she hides them where hopefully gf's will find them. I caught her naked from the waste down in my freezer this morning
First table when you walk in. Can't miss us. I'm wearing a feather boa and a green hat
You had me at first table
i agree, on both the sex thing and the unrepentant bastard thing
Sounds good. I'm hoping to have my life together by next week but you never know I guess.
And I'm laying here struggling with the notion that I need to put pants on.
I just found your shirt hanging in a tree 4 blocks from the party...in the opposite direction of your house. where are you going?
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