im insabelyl wasted and diont know if ill yexyed tou. call me
Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
Packed at 6 am completely wasted. Damage assessment: 12 pairs of socks (no underwear), a flashlight, 3 shorts, shot glass, 8 sweaters, puff paint, one sneaker.
I woke up at 1pm, looked in the mirror and fist pumped...I might still be drunk
Minus the pink eye. Do I look fuckable tonight?
I think I'm still a little drunk from Sunday Funday and I just changed for a date in my car. wish me luck.
The guy next to me just said he wont play beer pong on principle. Im scared.
Imagine Arby's curly fries spiraled around a dick
Would it be sad if I made a blanket fort to get drunk in till the power came back?
We met up and made out in front of an empanada spot, if that's not romance then idk what is.
And here I thought that was one nut sack too many
I see the guy who's been trying to get me to let him eat my ass became engaged on Facebook today; would framed screen shots be an appropriate wedding present?
If my vagina was a person it would have a bandage around its head and it's arm in a sling rn
Oral sex and brunch. The perfect sunday morning.
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