Just saw truck nuts on a handicap conversion van
1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
I think I found an E pill under the couch.. Or really bad tasting candy. Check back in 30min this could get exciting
you almost dropped the shot glass then you thought you were such a hard ass for catching it that you slammed it on the table and broke it
I hope your perfect outfit is a slutty power rangers outfit. That's been my dream wedding since I was a kid.
After what was supposed to be a one night stand I woke up to a message in my room wall written in marker "Kaitlin got it on in here" definitely a cock block down the road
I swear god is testing me by giving me awesome guys with tiny penises
I am one Jewel song away from suicide watch
I asked you if you wanted to go to the ER, have me sew it up or just wrap it in duct tape and keep on keepin on. You just said YES. I remember very little after that.
You're a good friend.
Did you really just call a picture of your erect penis art?
I JUST LIKE FLANNEL, NOT VAGINAS! OK?
I was his one phone call from jail and I hung up on him. He's fine though were gonna go to a party now.
Just called to hear your voice and talk about pizza.
welp, we watched the human centipede high last night and my mind literally shut down, when i came to all i could hear was mel saying EAT EAT HIS SHIT
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