Steel Reserve is the RC Cola of alcohol. It's never ok.
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I told him we can only be friends from now on & he said he knows but that I'm the 'best he ever had'.
you slept with him again didn't you
you can't just quote Drake AND compliment me at the same time & receive nothin. he knows me too well
And the clouds opened up and the sex gods said I hate you alfalfa
Come to me. Jacob is confessing his love and all I want is a hot dog. With chili. Not love.
Atlanta road trip update. Jimmy fell into the petting tank at the aquarium. And freaked out. With cops now... Keep you posted
He thought my hair would soak it up. I HAD TO CUT IT OFF.
Can we just discuss how hundreds of miles away we were both beyond drunk and in some boys bed. That is the definition of friendship.
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
its the first football sunday and my boyfriend isn't excited. this isn't gonna last unless he makes me snacks and brings me beer during the game.
I knew there was a problem when things got heated and instead of rushing home I offered to get bagels instead
If all that ever happens between us is orgasms and dank memes, I think I'd be okay with that.
If this gives you any indication of my current state, I stopped at Meijer after work and bought funyuns, pregnancy tests and chocolate.
I hope no one at work can tell or smell that I have tequila in my hair and I haven't showered for days
I accidentally just texted my dad asking if he wants to do shrooms with me. Do I leave the city now or...
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