in vegas stuck in the middle of a pride right now
Pride?
thats a pack of cougars
go fuck yourself
Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
i have a feeling he has a nice dick. i can just sense it.
You know how you thought that you put on a condom last weel?
yea
turns out that you did...and i just found it.
just printed 333 ways to get kicked out of wal-mart. hello thursday night.
sitting in an airport in detroit. just saw a commercial for detroit tourism with kid rock as a spokesman. reason # 1458 to never visit this city.
Hey guess what I got for Valentine's day? Debt and blue balls.
Nothing like throwing up 1/2 price appatizers and 2 4 1 personal pitcher in uniform to remind myself what a succesful failure I am
Im 95% ready to shit behind 711
Thank god crabs can't live on your head. Thank god.
Almost just stuck my dick in my bong for no reason
Got drunk and passed out flintstone vitamins to everyone at the bar. I'm just so god damn motherly
Hung out near hay bales in sweaters then she gave me a pumpkin spice pop rocks bj. That was so freakin' seasonal.
Just paid for my STD meds using a giftcard I got for Christmas. Thanks mom.
I don't want my vagina anymore.
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