What did I say to him last night?
Something along the lines of "your not here, I'm going to fuck sam. call me later babe, this won't take long, love you"
all in all not a bad night
i wish there was an iPhone app that lets you write a TeXt LiKe tHiS
dude...come out of the closet already
Who would have sex with her? She looks like she shops at baby gap
he stopped making out with me and said "can I make you grilled cheese? I feel like I owe YOU something"
Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
Remind me tomorrow to take that ball-gag out of my purse.
I just wanted to give you a heads up. There's a crab in the kitchen. He doesn't have a name yet. We are just calling him crab for now. Oh! and we have memosas!
Its going to be drunk as shit/pirate themed. Im dressing as the former.
I feel I should make it clear.....I'm not stalking you, I'm stalking ur dick. You don't even need to talk when you get here. At 4am I think we'd both prefer that anyway.
Had the longest conversation today with a potentially homeless cuban woman about mind control.
He took the Gold in Olympic clit licking last night. Canada should be proud.
I'm just now starting to feel better... I remembered sleeping on the floor. I was peeing and saw his rug and it looked so comfy
My sexual preferences tend to require a degree in psychology to understand
Google imaged your anal issues. Seems fuckable still.
I think I recall josh coming in to the room to tuck us in and give us a few condoms and I threw them back all furious and told him 'we don't use those.' Oh god
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