he was going down on me when he saw the warts...nevertheless he told me he had to pick his sister up from school. why does this keep happening to me???
I was rubbing the clit just like wikipedia told me to.
He should be on Bizare Foods after who he ate last night
High as balls & about to be tanning. Helloooo 15 minute vacay.
sorry i was making out with matt didn't mean for it to sound like that. there was no tone
there should be a new saying, don't text and tongue
Like do you hear me I PUKED IN MY OWN HANDS AND HE STILL SAID I WAS GORGEOUS
I realized last night, I never talk dirty in German during sex. How much wasted potential is that?
Did I seriously kick a door down last night... And if so when where and how hard, cause that shit I do not recall.
I feel like you're gonna be reading this at 6 AM in a ditch or under a bridge, but please remember...I offered to drive you home. And you said no.
The sad thing is that it's 6:45 and you're not far off.
That pizza at 1 am literally tasted like I was eating an angel
She said I'm like warm bathroom-sink water. There's nothing necessarily wrong with me, but she doesn't exactly want to "drink me in"
His family, without saying anything, started a game of quarters the moment the drinks arrived. I love them. If only I didn't hate him so much.
Ive got small boobs, but they sure do like to pop out and party with the big dogs.
I guess I was telling girls last night that I was a virgin with terminal cancer again
I just woke up naked in a bed with your brother. WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED TO NOT LETTING EACH OTHER DO STUPID THINGS?
You fucked my brother?!
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