Hey baby girl when you gonna let my tongue get up in that ass like i'm an explorer trying to go deep under on a quest for the lost city of atlantis
your text was fucking rediculious. Will let you eat my asshole though.
9 beers later and she still looks like Gary Busey.
the chair was smiling at me in sociology and i had to try not to burst out laughing.
he bonged a 1/5 of jack and came back an hour later blacked out with a legitimate chicago firemans helmet
the plan is to continue having sex with all three of them until my birthday, and then once they've given me their presents, they can find out about each other.
She told me I was only the second guy she slept with. I told her she was only my second Megan.
Its a bummer that corporate america doesn't believe in $2 u call its on a Sunday night
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
I never thought I'd say this but my vagina is taking a serious break for awhile
I don't think people appreciate how hard it is to fuck in a portapotty. Sarah and I had train for that shit.
The profile of her ass is just unreal. Weird way to use profile I know, but never more accurate
My vibrator box just fell off the table and hit my cat in the head, he is a little stunned. Good thing I went medium size
Never in a million years thought I would have to put jello shot recipe/equation into an excel spreadsheet
Well I've decided to refuse to conform to society and be naked the rest of the day.
Well, I have no idea where my underwear is, so yea I would say it was a good weekend.
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