absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
Ever have the mailman look at you like youre a chronic masterbator. I have.
a drug dealer just gave me his business card. it had his face on it drinking a 40oz
Wow, haven't had to deal with the 'stoned at the dinner table' scenario in a while
I wouldn't have puked last night if I didn't inhale straight pepper from you shattering the pepper shaker on the wall.
Wheres my essay?
You mean the vodka drenched shreds of paper taped all over the walls of the hallway?
I have no idea. I think this is what happens when people take drugs in the middle of the day
Just got outta the drunk tank! Happy 21st birthday!
You were sending me snapchats from a bathtub with your beer helmet on and your boobs out.
Happy 420. I woke up to a girl smoking weed and dragging me out of bed. Chemistry makes so much sense high.
but we were going camping. it only made sense to bring the 6 ft bong
CUM CAME OUT OF MY NOSE. MY SINUSES ARE ENTIRELY FUCKED UP NOW BC OF THE CUM TRAVELING IN PLACES IT SHOULD NOT HAVE.
I don't particularly remember setting a firecracker off in my hand. No more tequila.
I really prefer to do my walks of shame in the summer
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