i'm so high that my cigarette just tasted like chef boyardee. no lie.
just found deep spiritual meaning in spongebob.... that high.
Can we fast forward to the part where we get gyros
I think she's a little more wasted than usual. She just crawled on the floor to tell mom it was time to take a shot.
I voted for him because his wife supports his raging sex life.
Quick question: how long can sperm live in a rug?
I was only out of town for 1 week. His cell records show he texted 63 ex-gfs and hookups while I was gone. And 10 condoms are missing.
QUIT RUINING DICK PICTURE DAY
I almost took a picture but it looked like he might have a shank and I'm just not at a place in my life where I could handle having tetanus
I appear to have wine on my toes. I am really not clear as to how this happened. I'm gonna have a little lie down.
I blew him while the canoe was sinking...I think of it as the better version of the titanic
you just won the triple crown of sex! your prize is more sex.
We told you to act sober so to prepare yourself you started doing squats and stretching then you slapped yourself and walked in
He was my first marine! I wanna remember his name!
scale of one to ten how loathsome is it to save my chocolate easter bunny to use for a topping on my edibles
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