We may have a problem that even dr. phil cant solve
My mom said I should get that 'not fucking anybody' problem fixed.
So, i took all the condoms from his nightstand, not in the crazy ex way, but in the I paid for them way.
It took me four clicks to get to 2009 on his profile. This can't work.
the good news is that i vommed the last of my humanity last night.
welcome to the club.
GOOGLE HAS JUST RELEASED AN UPDATE THAT ALLOWS YOU TO CATCH POKEMON USING MAPS. Pack your shit, our time has COME.
YOURE ABOUT TO SEE SO MUCH UNCIRCUMCISED DICK
The laundromat is nothing like In the pornos
I figured you were on something. You're way too happy right now to be sober
We can only continue to use the "oh what's the difference between circumcised and uncircumcised" for a few more months before people will see through our lies
its like my accent is a device for a 100% chance of sex every time i leave the apartment. i love being english in this country.
Sorry, I didn't know he was with you. The ongoing collapse of Trump has me horny as hell.
Oh and people at work think i got knocked up so my gay roomie is claiming it as his lol
Is it sad that the most attractive guy I've come across in a week that's not my professor is the man doing my pedicure?
They were shocked that I could handle my liquor so well. I'm half Irish and half Russian. This is what I'm made for
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