And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
Bartending School is so much more enjoyable now that I realized I was in rehab at this time last year.
I think I have internal bruising from those poses we were doing last night. My own ribs hurt me. I don't understand.
once you have herpes you dont really care what goes in your mouth anymore.
Bjs on a first date are the gateway to getting to know someone for who they really are.
you came out with your cock in between the legs of a balloon animal. Maybe she'll think you have a sense of humor.
What kind of balloon animal was it?
Made myself shower before I'd masturbate. I probably should have wined and dined myself too, but that's pushing it too far.
you riverdanced for the cops while the rest ran away.
He asked her to marry him and she said yes. There is NO WAY she knows about his penchant for wearing lingerie.
Pretty sure I just noped a member of the Canadian women's hockey team on Tinder.
Yes, if by 'finishing my business' you mean vomiting in her bathtub and losing my watch.
nothing out of the ordinary. you aplogized for having a spicy vagina and passed out
If you could get me there thatd be perfect. I doubt there's extradition on the moon.
You guys do the cocaine and I'll do the dishes.
Is there a sexuality term for 'only wants hatefucks'?
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