Holy wow, I found all the old poems u wrote me back when we were in looooooooove...just sort of wild to look back on, thought u'd like that
For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
Woke up in 100% not my clothes this morning. Third time this month. Fuck. Tequila.
Note: footlong is not the password to the subway wi fi network.. p.s- im super high
I didn't think her British accent was real until I saw how fucked up her teeth were.
walking on campus just saw the exact moment some kids life got ruined
he's on the phone and just starts going "FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCKKKKK", then follows it with "Are you sure your pregnant?"... made my day
and i was just like oh shit i'm getting felt up by a 15 year old
Supposedly i was taking multiple birth control pills while screaming dot judge me. Never going back
as he pulled out he yelled "no kids!" and then passed out on top of me
Can we just ponder our lives for a second.
No I think my brain may implode in a puff of cocaine and sparkles.
maybe these stereotypes wouldn't come up if you would stop taking body shots off another
you left the hospital looking like the grudge, your mom and I were pushing you in a wheel chair and you yelled peace out fuckers.
You were giving me all the reasons why being the big spoon is such a responsibility, and how you wish you were a girl cause the little spoon does nothing
I'm not saying I love you. I never said I love you. I said that if earth blew up like Krypton you'd be the only person I would like to have inside me when our bodies burn up in a fiery inferno
he’s basically the devil with a fuck boy hair cut and chlamydia
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