i can't believe i never thought of this: farticle man
guy in the car over is getting some terrible road head. he just gave me a thumbs down when he noticed i was watching.
Great, now justin bieber is gonna sing a song about chile
Its 11am everyones wasted wearing sombreros and eating fresh produce..cesar chavez would be very proud
He just gave a drunken 7 minute speech on how to make the perfect grilled cheese. he explained types of butter and cheeses....i think i love him
So yeah you need to stop having near death experiences at McDonalds.
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
Tell the cops to let you through! Tell them you need to do drugs!
Let me know. Show me one boob if yes. 2 if no
And you said I'm not athletic, I rubbed one out with my sports band on, it's the same as walking 1/4 mile.
last night we watched this really loud chick try and pick up this smoking french guy who's english was sooo bad. she finally pointed at her beer and then her vagine
gross
like you've never done an interperative dance for sex, please
Not sure, she said after cussing out the dentist they called security. Make that the first person I know 86'ed by a dentist.
so horny i almost want to text him..and then i remember the restraining order i have against him
He’s 48, has a Prince Albert piercing and a white Range Rover
Thanks for not letting me choke to death on my vomit last night
Thank you for attempting to organize my DVDs in chronological and alphbetical order
Randomize
