While sitting in bed naked eating ramen and watching the colbert report I realize why random sex happens.
got in a fight at the bar because some dude thought i was being sarcastic when i told him "sweet mustache". it really was a sweet mustache
We left around 4 AM after the stripper showed no mercy and dropped into a split on Matt's nose. Massive nosebleed.
I have a sudden craving for National Treasure 2. THIS IS WHY DRUGS ARE AWESOME
She went off on a twilight/new moon tangent before we even got back to my room. i had to jump the ship and pretended to pass out on the sidewalk.
Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
i mean, some people chug beer and some people chug hard liquor. some people have good ideas and some people have bad ideas. it's all about perspective.
The bouncer yelled at him for poking at the guy selling roses, I think it's time to leave.
Then he kept saying sentences and ending them all with "the point of no return" even if it didn't make sense, and kept telling this other guy he wouldn't be his "wife son"
Vague recollection of me ripping your shirt off at the bar... I hope I asked first, otherwise that's real rude.
so she gave me back a bag of clothing, had some boxers in it...they werent mine.... well that sums up 5 years of my life
I traded him cumming in my face for a year for a Disney annual pass. One giant leap back for feminism, one small step for the adult child Disney fan.
Woke up on the floor with shoes on my hands...I'd say it was a success
Go makeout with Mickey Mouse so we can get FastPass tickets
Today's hangover is brought to us by Sailor Jerry's and your dedication to my alcoholism.
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