Lady with a stroller in a bar. Think she's out of my league?
I'm sorry..where i come from learning how to exploit a wealthy middle aged man is a right of passage
Just spent 45mins blow drying a joint i dropped in a beer....i felt like i dropped his infant child....
I woke up this morning next to a stack of saltines & a txt from u saying "do it." it took me a second to remember wat was going on
To drunk to make oatmeal. I'm pouring it into my mouth and gargling it with beer. Ive made maple brown sugar bud light
still using moms red Christmas cookie plate she sent to cut lines on. not sure I can return with a clear conscious
I ripped the door frame off last night too. Just remembered.
Denis dont give a fuck, Denis drinks out of straws. Denis disregards the fire station & bought 18 fire hoses so he can fight it himself if the farmhouse is on fire.
he forgot we were at my place and not his so he tried kicking me out of my own apartment by saying "so, you can go whenever you want...."
We'll just charge in there, all pant less and fabulous demanding he give back her ferret.
Is it weird that the cop that arrested me called me twice to tell me that I left my ring at the police station
This is the fourth day in a row I woke up with cheetos spread around me in a ritual pattern..this weed is unreal
How did it feel to just observe all the people blacking out usually you're on the other end of things
I felt like I was at the zoo
I'm not the kind of girl that sleeps with someone else's boyfriend. But I'm getting waxed just in case I change my mind...
The covid immunization shot lady also sold me a mondo bag of really good pot.
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