Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
hey, what are you doing? my roommates are gone for the night... you should come over ;)
nah, i'm gonna grab some food
i can totally tell he's high. he's having a conversation with my dog.
I forgot not everyone drinks wine out of the bottle. My grandma just asked if i needed a glass with a disappointing look.
I just broke a sweat shaving my own vagina. Something has got to change.
second roommate of the year to get clamydia. go life.
Check having sex on the rocks and dirt on the peak of saddleback mountain off my list.
I felt like a god.
Ps we ordered a pizza at the pool today and I dropped the entire thing in the pool. We still ate it. #canthang
New low. I just threw up in the shower at 4pm. Nothing like leaving behind my 20s with class.
If I send you a picture of a dick will you give me your honest reaction?
Listen I'm tryna celebrate your divorce. Sometimes that calls for drinking on the toilet.
so like
i may have gotten a little bit of blood in the charging port of my phone
I've been trying to fall asleep with ice packs covering my vagina for the last hour... Sorry for being vulgar. I'm going to kill myself.
just realized I'll be in a check out line with just Hershey syrup and condoms. I don't know if I am setting a good image for our generation
Im going for myspace 2006 goth bitch. Your worst nightmare
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