is it a bad sign that i now think of my run-ins with cops as "skill building seminars"?
um, yeah. i think it is.
it's like there's an entire ecosystem in your vagina.
I heard from multiple reliable sources that she doesn't have a gag reflex. Of course I'm going to try to go home with her.
I had no where to run... The dumpster sounded like a good idea at the time
Currently getting "blaow" buzzed into my pubes. How's your thursday?
I'm pretty sure the bus driver knew how hung over I was and hit all the pot holes on purpose. I threw up into my water bottle.
casual night just sitting in the kitchen at 2 am eating stale chips and hot sauce while my friends younger sister is cleaning all the blood off my body
Well we get the HIV results on my birthday haha. It'll be like happy birthday kid, you have AIDS.
The funny thing is, we kinda did bring guys home cause you had a fort...
Dance move was taxi-ing on the runway then taking off in a plane. All the boys wanted to beat you up cause they were like "who is this angel flapping her arms like a bird in the bar i must have her"
This guy on the bus keeps leaning over and sniffing my hair.
There were grown college boys running around north campus in capes with nerf guns. If security were to be called I think they would just give them more beer.
I kinda took a step back after our "surprise bottles night"
Rule travel - in 2s or put an ankle monitor on me, and maybe a shock collar.
I deleted your number after I found out you gave my brother head for drugs.
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