Hey sorry about saying i hated you. it was the coke and the ice cream.
thought so. i woke up and he was playing with my eyeliner. I MAKE GREAT CHOICES.
You smell like stripper and shame
you kept running across the street. everytime you made it across successfully you took something off. can't believe there were no cops around...
oh thats it?
i live my life in a constant state of hangover.
i just used burnetts to get spraypaint off the floor of my dorm lobby
I love having a vagina, its like having the keys to a city
its a nice change of pace not blacking out and actually remembering getting laid
last night we were having sex and i didn't care if i got off. i was just holding up my hand behind his head so i could look at my new ring. i think he knew.
hes wearing the same tie today that i tied him up with last night.i wanna go home
Fuck away man. Like 3% of these new people will be back next week. This is the best week of the year to slam bitches at the gym.
I think I was the only one who knew you were acting like you weren't drunk in public issues discussion this morning. Make sure you thank me in your Academy Award Speech someday.
I just swallowed some ecstasy stuck in my nose from last night. Work should be interesting.
Went out with the family last night and some 40 yr old lady wanted to take me home. My mom was not happy with me
COME HERE AND I WILL SUCK YOUR COCK UNDER THE LIGHT OF THIS BEAUTIFUL ELECTRICITY
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