I DID IT WITH MY SOCKS ON!
In a few years, 50 babies 50 states. Like it?
apparently, it's not a good idea to make jokes about sending newborns through airport security xrays. the moms dont see the humor.
But why'd she put it on the conveyor then?
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
You rolled out of the car, got on all fours and puked then just nonchalantly stood up and waved goodbye and thanks for the ride.
Quite frankly, I consider the fact that I'm NOT pregnant one of my greatest achievements and I'd like to chronicle that ongoing success. I'm going to post pictures of me at "0 weeks" once a week.
hungover at the ER to get half my contact removed from behind my eye. Not the start to the weekend I was hopin for
She kept crying and asking why I couldn't look more like Dennis quaid.
Okay now that I've been wanting to eat these hot cheetos in the bathroom, I know it's time I need to stop smoking and go to sleep.
You can achieve whatever you wish in your imagination with some help from drugs
She's on her period. You don't know what fear is.
Are you okay?
I went home with a 38 year old guy in a kilt, do I look okay!
He put his burrito in the bag with his dildo.
He is a sex God. It lasted more than an hour, and I don't remember how many times I came. I lost count at 57.
I was floored. Like way less concerned with him using drugs than I am with him not believing in evolution.
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