I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
I was high enough to think that mac-n-cheese w/ ketchup, tortilla chips w/ ketchup, and milk was a fancy dinner
he just kept saying "come on iron man, you can do this!" to himself the whole time..
it's like a replay of two fridays ago...except not in a motel and i'm not having sex in the shower.
I was talking to some girls while you were falling off your bar stool into the person next to you.
Where the hell is he. I called him crying for weed and sex you would think that would signal some urgency.
So scratching an ex marines beard, telling him "nice hairy pussy." then when he opens his mouth to respond, I started fingering his mouth. Needless to say was a horrible idea
This amicable friendliness is dull. We either need to start fighting or fucking around. I'll even let you pick.
I made out with a mom and her daughter and got a black eye, so yeah, my birthday went well
I woke up to his balls in my face, so naturally I limboed under him and headed to the bathroom. When I came out he was asleep on the floor.
You spent the whole night conversing with your zombie poster, so I'd say you were pretty far gone.
I JUST HAD TO SNORT THE REST OF MY BAG OF COKE BECAUSE THE BAG RIPPED IN THE WORK BATHROOM.
I'm guessing you feel amazing due to all the caps?
LETS GET THIS SHIT DONE. IM GONNA GET THIS SHIT DONE, FOREVER.
His name was Dragon. For real. How do you not sleep with a Dragon? Don't judge me.
I legitimately just had to leave work because I am too hungover. The front office ladies keep making fun of me.
It's to the point where if a guy can so much as find my clit, I'll consider him amazing in bed
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