if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
Im listening to a jazz version of dick in a box.
so... my grandma just told me i should be a stripper
well at least shes not calling you fat anymore
I just threw up in my hands while sitting on the toilet
I don't remember what happened but judging from the contents of my pockets it had something to do with potatoes and glo in the dark condoms
remember our old mantra: why can't life be as easy as we are?
Well its kinda hard to gift wrap an orgasm
Dick in a box?
I FOUND THE NORMAL CONDOMS. THIS IS GOD TELLING ME TO CHASE AFTER MY DREAM.
I was just like oh sorry I'm peeling meanwhile my legs are on either side of his head and I look like a fucking Komodo dragon
He sent me nudes and I told him he reminded me of Buffalo Bill.
I'm so pissed theres no male strip clubs around where we are staying I looked extensively
I just found weed in my bra #magicboobs2k16
Star Wars means nothing to me. I know only the basics. Darth is Luke's father. R2 is short, C3 is gold. Yoda sings Rainbow Connection. The kinda stuff EVERYONE knows.
He literally shoved the EMT, climbed in the back of the ambulance with his vodka and was like, "C'mon, people. Wrap this up. I got shit to do."
Lately I've been very attracted to Kevin Jonas because he's like...less hot than Joe, but he's this healthy mix of both Joe and Nick. It looks like he's finally growing into himself.
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