I miss you. Just wanted to say that before the drugs kicked in so it's legit.
I really hope your girlfriend didnt have your phone while i texted how much i loved doing it in HER car with you :x
Got to see someone fall down the stairs while holding hot coffee and a folder full of papers. Best Monday ever.
Blew a line and having a jolly rancher... the day is looking up.
Does anyone know why "math wizard" is written on my arm?
There seems no grander way to celebrate 420 than to smoke atop a mountain peak.
I'm still confused. So he's NOT your cousin by blood, but WAS your cousin, on two separate occasions, by marriage? Still too weird I think...
And amler is totally snoring loud as fuck sitting on the steps with her feet in a puddle of soda puke
I blew him while the canoe was sinking...I think of it as the better version of the titanic
You know you need to get it together when a frat guy wakes you up and says you need to go to class
It kind if looked like a strap-on dressed up for Halloween.
There's a dude wearing a banana suit at the house across the street....
Let's just say if my bucket list had "fngered in the middle of a club by a complete stranger while being sprayed by UV paint" then that is well and truly ticked off.
someone is getting fuckign RAWDOGGED on this campus as we speak and it makes me FURIOUS
So who has the penis shaped party tray? You or your mom?
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