are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
I mean i might have to drop this class tomorrow. I just walked into a midterm
Sry I left before you woke up. The house was really fucked up and I didn't feel like helping you clean. PS Somebody threw up on your dog
I was told u were the one who could explain to me why i woke up in the running shower, still in my dress and heels
he turned two sober chicks into 7 drunken girls...he's my hero
You did a jig for the bouncer when you saw him. Just reminding you.
Let's just say a refrigerator got involved and after that I had to send him home.
I thought 4 percs were too many but I'm dumping Gogurt on apple pie and taking giant bong rips. This feels right.
You're like my zumba instructor for alcoholism right now
Exactly. Some of us want to get married. And some of us want to wear sombreros and do cocaine. To each their own.
I wonder when walk of shame thursdays in the rain will finally make me stop drinking.
Either your boy toy or the kid who pulled a knife on me in high school is here
I burned myself with a joint twice in one sitting I have to say that's a new record for the least number of times I have hurt myself while smoking.
I woke up while eating peanut butter from a jar. I don't think I should be social today.
Well.. If you trust a test that only costs a dollar, I'm not pregnant
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