Amandyke just told me shes gonna make my tongue her cum rag. i'm borderline terrified
Life lesson: when driving and throwing up, choose a paper bag over plastic. Fuck my life.
I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
Nothing says "You're all grown up now" like setting up your 401k with shitty underwear.
i saw like six of her guido cousins in the jersey shore trailer alone. her family is having a dinner party for the premiere tonight.
Two girls are doing the worm relatively well on the bar floor after the fact I just saw one puke in the trash
my bedside table was not meant to hold this many beer bottles.
FOUR LOKO IS YES. SUNDAY MORNING DRUNK IS YES.
I got a Luke Skywalker costume so I can go do battle with the homeless guy who plays the fiddle dressed as Darth Vader downtown.
I have no idea. But that is beside the point bc in vegas I'm a pro vball player from Ireland and a veterinarian on the weekends
I just set a bowl of cap n crunch on fire. That high.
Didn't want you to think it had been open season on my vagina since we broke up.
No it was fine, I've just never seen that many people eat dog food
Strip club, what strip club did I eat a steak at? That's the appropriate question
I don't wanna see it, I don't wanna touch it, I just want it in me.
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