I'm trying to bond with my sister... Its like getting to know a person I never met that I don't like
Just met a girl...She is complaining why on facebook you can't have more then one "open relationship"
I dont know how i feel about her from a moral standpoint...
i convinced her i was a yoga teacher by showing her some warm-ups my high school track coach made up
No, I stopped taking my meds because I like crazy me better
you kept saying 'its nothing a six pack wont fix' as they loaded you into the ambulance.
I really like you, but I want to get to know you on a time when I am not at drugs.
It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others..
Ok if you are accepting my apology, please continue to ignore me. If you are not, please fill out the brief survey that follows, to help me improve my people relations: a) your a bitch please leave me alone b)your crazy pls leave me alone c) I never cared ab u please leave me alone. D) all of the above e) all of the above but I wouldn't mind still fucking u. F) who are you again? Your answer will not b shared and will b used in accord. With the law. TY
I made Mark strip for me and do a stripper dance. I put 2 dollars in his mouth
All I want is a camelback full of Jameson and the weather to be cool enough for me to wear rainbow spandex. Ugh. Pride problems.
I can't answer my phone I'm at work
I slept with a male stripper last night. Priorities
We're having Wednesday-night goat-night at the bar.
It's hard to explain...
So what your saying is I can use her desperation to my advantage. Fuck, this must be how pretty girls feel.
One of your 'guests' left her bra in the kitchen.
Dude, does it look like any of the women I bring home wear bras?
You threw him in the dryer?
He went in of his own accord. Mumbled something about experiencing the blossoming of popcorn.
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