I think I left something in your back seat.... It was my integrity
An eyelash just fell out into my container of rice. Searching for it, i took a single piece of rice out at a time coming to the coclusion that i should not be this high while eating rice.
We dont have to go to dinner or anything gay like that. I just wanna do it.
I absolutely love you.
My ex came to my place while I was gone. Random things he took: snow shoes, my laundry quarters, a decorative picture, all my condiments, the container that held my rice and a sticker off my wallet. Then left a note saying he watered my plants and fed my cats. What. The. Fuck.
Come on, without my personality, I'm a pretty good one night stand.
"Bring the kids" is the most terrifying 3 words I've ever heard in my life.
Most adult booty call ever. Ha. We got down to business and still got to watch the colbert report.
dont eat that thats our sex nutella.
I had sex on a dinosaur comforter, tell me that does not define my life.
I just came so hard my hamstring felt like it was going to tear. I am also now a screamer
I think I pulled a muscle in my tongue.
sorry? thank you? I love you?
I've run into almost every guy I've ever slept with today. It's like they know just how horny I am.
There is a huge naked guy in the kitchen with the boner of a lifetime and what I believe is an assault rifle casually resting on his shoulder.
I am confused/concerned about the circumstances that led to your consumption of 3 beta fish last night.
He ate me out while I stood on his bed drinking a Rainier.
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